one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then”
THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking neck
Destiny is overrated so I think I’ll write my own………..
(if u get the reference we should get married soz I don’t make the rules..)
somewhere along the banks of the Strait of Malacca in Kuala Lampur there sits a shaman who calls himself Dildo Jones. bring me his head
would you fuck a bagel for $500? discuss
i would consider my posts filth